SpongeBob, where’s my order?
Did you look under the tray?
Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.
jesus christ // brand new
i know you’re coming in the night like a thief
but i’ve had some time alone to hone my lying technique
i know you think that i’m someone you can trust
but i’m scared i’ll get scared and i swear i’ll try to nail you back up
i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone
Ok, if hot guys could just not comment on my social networking pictures just for me to get excited then see that he has a lady, that would be greatttt 😭
THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A RUSTIC CABIN IN THE WOODS AWAY FROM ALL SOCIETY
THEN THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A MODERN ASS HOUSE
THEN I’M LIKE I’LL ACCEPT NOTHING MORE THAN A VICTORIAN MANOR
THEN I WANT A PENTHOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF NEW YORK
THEN I WANT ONE OF THOSE HOUSE MADE OUT SHIPPING CONTAINERS
THEN I WANT A FRENCH CHATEAU
BUT I ALSO WANT A TREE HOUSE
AND A LITTLE COTTAGE ON THE OCEAN
HOUSES ARE SO COOL
Shark week is my favorite week ever but like c’mon now natgeo and discovery.
Instead of shows like “crazed killer sharks!!” maybe we could actually do important shows like idk -
Humans kill 100 million sharks a year for fucking tasteless soup and stupid jewelry for…